You want a Clown Certificate, well you better earn it. We at ClownTown ™️ (patent pending) believe that the greatest clowns are not people who train to be one, but people who are born a clown.
Do you ever think to yourself, I’m a damn clown? Well, if so you have came to the right place! We sell clown licenses cheaper than any of our competitors.
It doesn’t matter if you got friend zoned and think you still have a chance, or if you think that you can escape your collage loan dept, we cater to clowns of all types